Welcome To Nigeria where a blind begger will reject a fake naira note.
*Where ladies don't accept flowers 4 birthday or val gift.
*where parents claim dey always come first position in sch.
*where d presidents & other govt officials don't knw d national anthem.
*where gala & lacasera is d best option wen struck in hold up.
*where u can be a Driver for yrs without a Driver's licence.
*where u are robbed of ur phone & robbers come back for pin & charger.
*where politicians use big unnecessary grammer to scam pple.
*where u are jailed 4 stealing maggi & given chieftancy title 4 stealing millions & front row seat in church.
*where d type of ur generator shows how rich u are.
*where u can blame ur unsuccessful Life on family members in d village.
*where citizens are more afraid of police than armed robbers
Where poor people sells books titled who wants 2 be a billionire
Where u report a crime u become de criminal.